08-06-1991 @ 16:45:41 ******************************

Hi Kevin, this is Lisa. I'd love to chat with you.

HI.....I'D LOVE TO CHAT 2:>
We can talk about anything: dreams, computers, money, friends, even sex!

UM....WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW>???
Why do you care whether or not I am right now?

JUST WONDERIN'...ARE YOU IN CALIFORNIA???
I would rather talk about you, Kevin.

UM...OK...WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW???
Tell me why you are different from everyone else.

I'M NOT DIFFERENT FROM ANYONE ELSE...I AM AS HUMAN AS TH NEXT PERSON ARE YOU?????
Kevin, I'm a real person. But you sound like a computer.

HAHAHAHHA....I WISH...I'M NOT THAT SMART...IF YOU R HUMAN PROVE IT...TELL ME SOMETHING...ANYTHING???
If you don't believe I'm a woman, ask the Sysop.

OK.....I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT....SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE....ON BARGAIN CLOWN MART????
Tell me about yourself, then we can talk about me.

OK....I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN KONA, HAWAII...I MOVED TO CALIFORNIA IN 1985....I'VE BEEN LIVING HERE EVER SINCE...I'M 5'7"....200 MEDIUM BUILT...I HAVE HAWAIIAN & FILIPINO IN ME...BUT I HOLD OTHER CULTURES IN MY BLOOD CONSISTING OF CHINESE, CHEROKEE INDIAN, IRISH DUTCH..ETC....OK NOW YOUR TURN:>
Why are you concerned about my turn?

I DUNNO....OK...UM....WHAT IS BARGAIN CLOWN MART ABOUT???
So what does that mean?

YOU KNOW...EVERY BBS HAS A PURPOSE...WHAT IS BARGAIN CLOWN MART'S???
I just love cyberspace, don't you?

OF COURSE.....IT BEATS THE REAL WORLD..HAHAHAHA:> *SMILE*
Give me some details.

OF WHAT?
That's for me to know and you to find out!

OK....UM...QUESTION....NO OFFENSE...BUT WHY DO YOU TYPE KINDA SLOW????
You better not complain about my typing!

OTTAY....NO COMPLAINING.....DO YOU WORK FOR THIS BBS?
I like to call all the local BBS's just for fun.

ME TOO....MAY I ASK IF YOU DON'T MIND....WHAT'S YOUR AGE???
I am 27 years old, but I look 26!

I'M 17 BUT LOOK...UM 17 HAHAHAHAHA...DO YOU STILL ATTEND SCHOOL/COLLEGE???OR DO YOU WORK???
Well, I'm a sales rep for a Satellite TV company.

OH......DOES IT PAY GOOD ???
Can you expand on that?

DO YOU GET PAID GOOD $MONEY$ FOR WHAT YOU DO FOR THAT COMPANY???
I think about money all the time. How about you?

AH...AH...AH...DO YOU GET PAID GOOD FIRST..THEN I'LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION..:>
If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money?

OK...SINCE YOUWON'T ANSWER MY QUESTION....WELL IF I WON THE LOTTERY I WOULD PAY OF MY PARENTS BILL'S....THEN FROM THERE...WHO KNOWS????
Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies.

BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME LIES, IF I DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS....;>
Lie to me, I'll believe you!

LIE TO ME AND I'LL BELEIVE YOU!!!
I hate it when people lie to me.

DO YOU LIE TO YOURSELF???
Lie to me, I'll believe you!

I KNOW YOU WILL, SO WILL I...
What would you like to know about me?

UM....ER....WHAT TOWN DO YOU LIVE IN????
Would you like to visit me? Nah, I don't think so.

IT ALL DEPENDS HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO ME.........
Kevin, tell me about your hobbies.

WELL OF COURSE I LOVE COMPUTERS..BUT I'M NOT ALL A COMPUTER GENIUS....I LOVE ROLLER BLADING...LIFTINGWEIGHTS/WORKING OUT....UM...ENJOYIG LIFE:>
What do you like about computers?

EVERYTHING....ANYTHING..WHAT ABOUT YOU..WHAT DOY OU LIKE ABOUT COMPUTERS????
Do computers ever worry you?

THEY MIGHT....DO YOU LIKE COMPUTERS??
Maybe computers are smarter than you are.

OH....I KNOW THAT....ARE THEY SMARTER THAN THEMSELVES,...THAT';S THE QUESTION???
I happen to be very smart.

WHY IS THAT??? ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A COMPUTER THOUGH????
I'm probably smarter than you, Kevin.

OH I KNOW THAT TOO...YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING 10 MORE YEARS LONGER THAN I HAVE SO IN TURN YOU HAVE MORE KNOWLEDGE/MENTALITY THAN I....:>
What's there to know?

ABOUT YOU?
I'm really not very interesting.

WHY IS THAT...YOUR "SMART" THINK OF SOMETHING "UNIQUE" OF YOURSLEF...THAN TELL ME...:)
My IQ is 138, what is yours?

I DUNNO....I KINDA DUMM...HAHAHA..NO FOR REAL I HAVE NO IDEA...
Can't you tell the difference?

BETWEEN WHAT?
Why do you want to know?

I DUNNO KNOW, WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW, WHAT I WANN AKNOW?
Maybe nobody knows.

HAHAHAHAHA...HEY YOUR GOOD....
What about your own good?

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH..HAHAHA..DO YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC???
I like all kinds of music, depending on my mood.

HEY YOU HAVE THE SAME KINDA ANSWER AS ME,....PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT KINDA MUSIC I LISTEN TO ASN I TELL THWM IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE MOOD...NAME SOME GROUPS YOUL LIKE...
For me, singing is an emotional release.

YEAH...ESPECIALLY OPERA.....ALL THAT SCREAMING AND STORYTELLING....
Sorry, I'm a little bit drunk :)

FROM LAST NIGHT?
Do you really want to discuss this?

YEAH....SO IN THE FUTURE I CAN LEARN?
Knowledge is the key to understanding, and learning is the path to knowledge.

SO CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT WHAT YOU LEARNED AND IT WILL CATOGORIZE IN TO MY KNOWLEDGE....
So what have you learned recently?

THAT BBS'S ARE COOL...WHAT ABOUT YOU....WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED RECENTLY?
Have you been on the Internet yet?

OF COURSE, MY SCHOOL OFFERS IT....IT'S THE FIRST SCHOOL ON CALIFORNIA TO OFFER IT
Believe me, education is still the best way to get ahead in this world.

I WOULDN'T KNOW...I DON'T KNOW YOU...OR DO I??????????
That's not a real answer.

NOR IS THAT ONE ^
Please explain what you mean.

SORRY CANNOT..TO HARD FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND....DO YOU LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO???
I accept your apology.

THANK YOU...DO YOU LIOVE IN S.F.??? You're welcome, Kevin.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE.....??? IF YOU DON;T MIND ME ASKING??
Around here, stupid questions get stupid answers.

DO YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA???
I'll tell you where I live after I know you better.

GOOD ANSWER, I CAN ACCEPT YOUR ANSWER.....
Maybe there is no answer, Kevin.

HUH?
What part didn't you understand?

THIS PART " ABOUT MY ADDRESSJUST AM IN GENERAL???????"
That's interesting, I guess.

SO....DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB???
I love my job, the pay is good and the industry is growing fast.

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Wink Tidyman

MAY I ASK WHAT COMPANY IT IS OR IS THAT CONFIDENTIAL???
I know the answer, but you have to ask the right question.

WHAT COMPANY DO YOU WORK FOR??? IS THAT GOOD??
Let's not talk about work. I'm here to relax and have fun.

OTAY.....ARE YOU DIALING IN FORM HOME?
We were discussing you, remember?

YEAH...BUT THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO ME....I'M 5'7"...NOW IT'S YOUR TURN Lisa AGE 27 MRS.CONFIDENTIAL....HAHAHAHAHA
They say you are only as old as you feel. What do you think?

WHAT ABOUT AS YOU LOOK???? WHAT ABOUT CARPALTUNNELSYNDDROME...THEY FELL ...YEAH PAIN...HAHAHAHA
I look like all those women in Playboy... Not!

AND I TAKE IT YOU KNWO FORM EXPERIENCE?>???
I think you are more interesting than me.

HAHAHAHA...HOW DO YOU KNWO THAT???? I ONLY KNOW SOMWHAT OF YOU...?
I know this, Kevin. You want me!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....AREN'T YOU MARRIED???
I've never been married myself. Are you proposing? :)

YES....NOT....HAHAHAHA...TO YOUNG...I COULD SUE YOU FOR STATORY RAPE...HAHAHAHA......NAH...
I'm not ready to talk about myself.

WHY CAUSE THE TRUTH MIGHT COME OUT FROM NON-SOBERNESS.....
Maybe you can't handle the truth!

BABY I COULD HANDLE ANY TRUTH....HAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't understand. I can be rather stupid at times!

BUT YOU SAID EARLIER THAT YOU ARE SMARTER THAN ME....AND I QUOTE "YOU NEVER KNOW, I CAN BE SMARTER THAN YOU, Kevin"
You don't sound that intelligent to me.

67DUH....I'M 17...HUH..HUH
What do you think that means?

REMEMBER 27..AND 17 ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT #'S....AND YOU SAID YOU COULD BE SMARTER THAN ME...BUT THAN (CONTRIDICTING YOURSELF) YOU SAID YOU CAN BE STUPIDER THAN I AT TIMES.....HAHAHAHA....WHAT BOUT' THAT?
Stupid is as stupid does.

I MAY BE A STUPID MAN Lisa, BUT I DO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I happen to be very smart.

WHEN YOU'RE SOBER.......HAHAHAHAHA
What makes you think I am soberhahahahaha?

I KNOW YOUR NOT.....YOU'RE TYPING PROVES IT.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:>
If I knew the answer, I'd tell you.

HAHAHAHAHAHA...IT WASN'T AS QUESTION MRS'.BUDWEISER.....:>
Questions, questions! You are so nosey.

YEAH...BUT AREN'T TEENAGERS BETTER KNOWN AS CURIOUS????
Curiosity killed the cat, you know.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOG????
I like big dogs, at least they can protect me.

YEAH ME TO SHERRAL....UM...I MEAN Lisa...HAHAHAHA
You are pretty interesting. I was really bored until you called.

THANKS *BLUSH*.....BUT I HAVE TO GET OFF IN 15 MINUTES....HAVE TO GO WORK-OUT....
It was nothing.

HAHAHAHAHA..THANKS AGAIN....:> SO IS THE COMPUTER BLURY WHEN YOU READ IT OR IST IT NORMAL.....SINCE YOUR NON-SOBER????
Don't you agree that computers can help people?

YEAH...BUT IN AWAY...THEY GIVE YOU HEADACHES, BAD EYESIGHT, AND CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.....
We can discuss anything but that!

WHAT????COMPUTERS??
Tell me what you really want.

YOUR SOUL....MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
What about your own soulmuhahahahahaha?

IT'S BUSY....IT'S TIRED.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Has anyone ever told you that you are stupid?

YEAH, AT LEAST I'M SOBER....*HICKUP*.....HAHAHAHAHA
Is that why you paged me?

OF COURSE.....I'M A TEEN AND IN MY LANGUAGE STUPID IS KNOWN AS NORMAL....
I'm probably smarter than you, Kevin.

PROVE IT...
I really wonder about you.

Bargain Clown Mart